Monday, January 14, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
On the Topic of Planes.
You may have noticed the lack of content recently. I spent the past two weeks on vacation having fun. I bought a plane ticket home and flew back. I haven't been in plane for wholes of years, so it was kind of weird. I was thinking about the process of flying:
1) Step into large can.
2) Sit next to strangers
3) Trust your life to a stranger that (or so we've been told) knows many thing about the can.
4) Tie yourself onto the can with ropes and hooks and the likes.
5) The can starts going forward really fast.
6) The plane magically jumps into air- still going REALLY REALLY FAST "OMIGOSHYOUCANTSEETHEGROUNDWHATISHAPPENINGAAAHHELPMEHELPHELPHELPHE-
7) Eat some peanuts.
8) -LPHELPHELP"
9) Just go straight in the air and look at replicas of things from other things that are expensive in a magazine.
10) Start to fall down, continuously pushing yourself forward.
11) Hit the ground, but in a way that you don't die
12) You have arrived at your destination!
Q: So what have we learned today?
A: The Wright Brothers were crazy.
1) Step into large can.
2) Sit next to strangers
3) Trust your life to a stranger that (or so we've been told) knows many thing about the can.
4) Tie yourself onto the can with ropes and hooks and the likes.
5) The can starts going forward really fast.
6) The plane magically jumps into air- still going REALLY REALLY FAST "OMIGOSHYOUCANTSEETHEGROUNDWHATISHAPPENINGAAAHHELPMEHELPHELPHELPHE-
7) Eat some peanuts.
8) -LPHELPHELP"
9) Just go straight in the air and look at replicas of things from other things that are expensive in a magazine.
10) Start to fall down, continuously pushing yourself forward.
11) Hit the ground, but in a way that you don't die
12) You have arrived at your destination!
Q: So what have we learned today?
A: The Wright Brothers were crazy.
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