tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91082413762664904192024-03-21T15:16:13.964-07:00Insanity ValveUpdated every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Insanity Valve is an outpouring of Science, Humor, and general Pondering.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-7109390012204568682013-02-05T16:38:00.000-08:002013-02-05T16:38:00.565-08:00Rubber Duckies<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
This isn't mine, just a copy-pasta. I liked it though. So here it is.<br />
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A man asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. The son said, "I would like a rubber ducky." The father said, "Okay," and bought him a rubber ducky. A week later, it was gone, and the son refused to tell his father what he had done with it.</div>
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Next year, the father asked his son what he wanted for his birthday. Again, the son said, "I would like a rubber ducky." The father told him, "I got you one of those last year, and it was gone in a week." The son says, "I know, but that is the only thing I want. Please." The father caves. "Okay son," he says, "but you had better not lose it again."</div>
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One week later, it was gone. Again, his son refuses to explain what happened to it.</div>
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This continues every year until the son graduates from high school. After his graduation ceremony, his father tells him, "Congratulations, son. I'm so proud of you. What do you want as a graduation present? A car? An iPhone? Anything you want, son, just ask." The son, however, says, "I would like a crate of 100 rubber duckies." The father is perplexed.</div>
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"Son, what happens with these rubber duckies? Why do they go missing?"</div>
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"I cannot tell you that. But that is what I want," says the son.</div>
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The father caves, and buys his son a giant crate of rubber duckies. He keeps tabs on it, but his son left it alone entirely. Nevertheless, one week later, the father found the crate sitting completely empty.</div>
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The son grows up and gets married. His father asked him, "Son, I'm so incredibly happy for you. What do you want for your wedding present?"</div>
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The son says, "I would like a thousand rubber duckies."</div>
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The father says, "Son, you never tell me, and it burns in my mind. What do you do with these rubber duckies?"</div>
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The son says, "I'm sorry father, I cannot tell you. But that is what I want."</div>
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The father was crestfallen, but he loved his son, and bought him a thousand rubber duckies. He asked his son's new wife what he had done with them. She told him that they had sat in the garage for a week, until one morning when she awoke to find that every single one of them had disappeared without a trace. The father was perplexed.</div>
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One day, years later, the father gets a call. His son was in a car accident. He's in the hospital. He asked specifically for him.</div>
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The father rushes to the hospital. "Son, what happened?" he says as soon as he enters the room.</div>
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"I'm sorry dad. The doctors tell me I don't have much time."</div>
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"Oh, son. Is there anything I can do for you?</div>
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"Actually dad, there is one thing. Do you think you could get me... one last rubber ducky?"</div>
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The father had to know. "Son, what do you do with these rubber duckies?"</div>
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"I'll tell you, dad. But please, first, just one more."</div>
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The father agrees. He rushes out and buys a rubber ducky, and drives back to the hospital as fast as he can.</div>
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"Here, son," he says, handing him the rubber ducky. "Now please, tell me. I must know. What have you been doing with all these rubber duckies over the years?"</div>
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"Thanks, dad," says the son. "Well, you see-"</div>
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And then he died.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-63185198820033186982013-01-14T20:45:00.003-08:002013-01-14T20:45:43.777-08:00Hiatus<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Temporary break because...<br />
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Oh boy for studying.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-57314466851918892782013-01-06T14:43:00.003-08:002013-01-06T14:43:50.432-08:00On the Topic of Planes.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
You may have noticed the lack of content recently. I spent the past two weeks on vacation having fun. I bought a plane ticket home and flew back. I haven't been in plane for wholes of years, so it was kind of weird. I was thinking about the process of flying:<br />
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1) Step into large can.<br />
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2) Sit next to strangers<br />
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3) Trust your life to a stranger that (or so we've been told) knows many thing about the can.<br />
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4) Tie yourself onto the can with ropes and hooks and the likes.<br />
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5) The can starts going forward really fast.<br />
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6) The plane magically jumps into air- still going REALLY REALLY FAST "OMIGOSHYOUCANTSEETHEGROUNDWHATISHAPPENINGAAAHHELPMEHELPHELPHELPHE-<br />
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7) Eat some peanuts.<br />
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8) -LPHELPHELP"<br />
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9) Just go straight in the air and look at replicas of things from other things that are expensive in a magazine.<br />
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10) Start to fall down, continuously pushing yourself forward.<br />
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11) Hit the ground, but in a way that you don't die<br />
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12) You have arrived at your destination!<br />
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Q: So what have we learned today?<br />
<i>A: The Wright Brothers were crazy.</i></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-27374502574632718372012-12-22T17:31:00.001-08:002012-12-24T09:04:17.219-08:00Happy Holidays in 40+ Languages<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Happy Holidays<br />
gelukkig vakansiedae<br />
節日快樂<br />
Boas Festas<br />
Laethanta Saoire Happy<br />
Festi<br />
furaha Holidays<br />
Gëzuar Festat<br />
Sretni blagdani<br />
Buone Feste<br />
عطلات سعيدة<br />
Frohe Feiertage<br />
ハッピーホリデー<br />
تعطیلات مبارک<br />
ஹேப்பி ஹாலிடேஸ்<br />
Καλές διακοπές<br />
ಹ್ಯಾಪಿ ರಜಾದಿನಗಳು<br />
హ్యాపీ హాలిడేస్<br />
Bayramınız mübarək<br />
હેપ્પી હોલિડેઝ<br />
해피 홀리데이<br />
Boas Festas<br />
สุขสันต์วันหยุด<br />
zoriontsu oporrak<br />
Jou konje kontan<br />
ພັກຜ່ອນຄວາມສຸກ<br />
Sarbatori fericite<br />
bayramınız kutlu olsun<br />
feliĉa Holidays<br />
חג שמח<br />
felix Feriae<br />
হলিডের<br />
Häid pühi<br />
हैप्पी छुट्टियाँ<br />
Срећни празници<br />
مبارک ہو چھٹیاں<br />
Весели празници<br />
Maligayang Piyesta Opisyal<br />
Bones Festes<br />
среќни Празници<br />
Vesele praznike<br />
Gwyliau hapus<br />
节日快乐<br />
Joyeuses Fêtes<br />
felices Fiestas<br />
מזל האָלידייַס<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-87460842089179060482012-12-22T17:22:00.000-08:002012-12-26T07:27:16.657-08:00Couldn't Resist<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-87518575296651001552012-12-21T16:40:00.002-08:002012-12-21T16:40:38.619-08:00THAT'S NO MOON<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Wasn't what I planned for the Friday post, but I decided to do it and it turned out way better than I expected, so I figured I would use this one instead of the planned one!</div>
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Also, note the X-Wing in the first picture...</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-51029564364947527192012-12-20T21:00:00.004-08:002012-12-22T17:37:05.484-08:00Tsk Tsk, A Thursday Post?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I have not been posting, have? And then when I DO It's on a Thursday. My my, I need to catch up, eh?<br />
Ah well. Tomorrow's the last day before Winter Vacation and we had kind of a testing week, as well as a band concert and things right before break. Busy week, but I should have some content up (Woohoo!) soon, as in maybe even tomorrow. In the meantime, go outside.<br />
Just kidding, stay inside. It's cold outside. Bathe in the warmth of your monitor.<br />
I'm also thinking about changing up the Logo/Favicon (The Favicon ((The "Icon" by the URL)) is the only place I really use the Logo anyways...) because it looks bad. We'll see how lazy I am when I remember it.<br />
Here's a picture I whipped together really fastbecause I feel guilty that this post is so short.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-13936538663457357942012-12-11T21:36:00.000-08:002012-12-12T07:25:05.573-08:005 Things You Need To Be Ready For The Hobbit<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Hobbit came out today!<br />
Here are some things you should have.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">1.<a href="http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-one-shirt">The One Shirt</a> - Shirt.Woot </span><br />
Perfect attire for Second Breakfasts!<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">2."<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f27b/">Gold-Plated Tungsten Carbide One Ring</a>", AKA The One Ring - ThinkGeek</span><br />
Just be sure not to drop it or anything.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">3. "<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee7f/?srp=1">Furry Adventure Slippers</a>", AKA Hobbit Feet - ThinkGeek</span><br />
You might want to stay far away from volcanoes though, these are probably really flammable.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">4. <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f26d/">Hobbit Map of Middle Earth</a> - ThinkGeek</span><br />
Just in case you wander into a forest and get lost.<br />
It happens.<br />
(<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f27c/?srp=9">Or...</a>)<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">5. "<a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ef8b/?srp=19">The Hobbit Deluxe Sting Sword</a>" AKA Sting - ThinkGeek</span><br />
You never know what might be lurking; you best be prepared.<br />
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And then you'll look something like this:<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-16486662560409253592012-12-09T17:32:00.000-08:002012-12-10T07:39:16.482-08:00XKCD: Click And Drag Amazingness.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
(Shut up, spell-check. I know amazingness isn't a word.)<br />
Not much of a post today, but I just wanted to put this XKCD here.<br />
<a href="http://xkcd.com/1110/">http://xkcd.com/1110/</a><br />
So this is probably the coolest XKCD ever.<br />
First off, some insight.<br />
XKCD has a thing where if you mouse over their comics, some little text comes up usually containing another joke inside the comic. (The only example I can think of is if you mouse over the new tab button in Google Chrome, it says "New Tab". I guess you could just go see what I mean by looking at the comic though. Oh well)<br />
So when you mouse over the one above, you are prompted to "Click And Drag"<br />
Upon doing so, you are gifted with a very wonderful thing:<br />
<i>It moves.</i><br />
Woa.<br />
Upon first inspection, it is a nice little drag-around world. But after playing around with it for maybe 30-45 minutes, I realized that it is <b>really, really BIG. REALLY BIG.</b><br />
Here's the drag-around thing in just one really small picture:<br />
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See that little dot of red?</div>
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That's the amount of the picture you can see on the screen at a time.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-75774527350289657662012-12-07T18:26:00.001-08:002012-12-07T18:26:57.110-08:00Watch Times Square Live<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So I stumbles across a link in a <a href="https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/quick-note/mijlebbfndhelmdpmllgcfadlkankhok">notes app</a> I have for Google Chrome. I vaguely remember what it's about, but I put it there, right? So I click the link, and it takes me<br />
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I was going to try and figure out a way to embed it into this post but then it was all "LOL BTW THAT'S NOT ALLOWED" So I stopped, because I didn't want to go to jail.<br />
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It's a pretty cool thing though. I guess it makes sense, I mean, Times Square is kind of a popular place, right? It figures they would have cameras.<br />
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<span style="text-align: left;">While I was looking at my page views, and I realized it shows me my subscribers. </span></div>
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...And that I don't have any subscribers on <b>this</b> blog. Why is that? I don't even use my other blog. This one has way more views, too. Maybe the "Subscribe" button is messed up?<div>
So I go to check it, and... I didn't have one. So I felt really stupid, and went ahead and added one. Only it isn't really a button.</div>
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You put your E-mail in, and it E-mails you everytime I upload a post (like this one). I put <b>my</b> E-mail in just to test it out, and it's pretty nice. It's a pre-scripted widget from Blogger (Therefore, by Google) so it isn't like I just copied and pasted some random code into an HTML widget. (Or is that <i>a</i> HTML widget?) from some random sight that will steal your E-mail and maybe your soul. </div>
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So I just figured I'd point out that it was there, and that I also feel incredibly stupid that I <i>didn't put one there in the first place.</i> So I'm sure that's cost my plenty of subs. </div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-32775050771354060412012-12-05T07:04:00.001-08:002012-12-05T08:07:16.551-08:00Video Games<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This one didn't quite turn out the way it did in my head. Do me a favor and pretend that it's better than it is, OK?</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-20525041347310226282012-12-03T16:58:00.000-08:002012-12-03T16:58:47.610-08:00Guess what YOU should do?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
You should comment.<br />
Down there.<br />
It's isn't that hard!<br />
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And THEN, once you start, just keep commenting. Or go back and comment on other posts. Or both!<br />
We hit 2000 Pageviews the other day. So comment? As a present? </div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-85567367286327540042012-11-24T09:18:00.001-08:002012-11-26T16:46:26.704-08:00THIS is what happens when I have too much time on my hands...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The first bunny is the original, the second is a cowboy, the third is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_(Doctor_Who)">The Doctor</a>, and the last one is a Fancy Bunny.</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-35970824951586391602012-11-24T09:15:00.001-08:002012-11-24T09:15:22.220-08:00Happy Thanksgiving!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-32925222293217662392012-11-12T19:49:00.002-08:002012-11-12T19:49:22.215-08:00Veterans Day & 1001 Pageviews!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So we hit 10001 Pageviews, so I'll have to figure out something to do for that.<br />
It's also Veterans day, so enjoy this picture<br />
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And this shirt</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-92063921390321152342012-11-09T20:35:00.001-08:002012-11-09T20:37:42.051-08:0025 Posts In One<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So I know I've been putting of and/or missing a lot of updates, so I figured I should probably make all the missing posts up. I have around 25 posts below for you, which should be more that enough,<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-73774846244635357652012-11-05T07:59:00.000-08:002012-11-09T20:42:50.711-08:00The "Very x7 Long Post" Followup<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So I posted <a href="http://insanityvalve.blogspot.com/2012/08/a-very-very-very-very-very-very-very.html">this</a> awhile ago, and my only explanation was<br />
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<span style="background-color: #c0a154; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Got bored. Drew this. Hid things. Video games. Movies. Good luck. 'Nuff said.</span><br />
<i style="background-color: #c0a154; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">You may have to zoom in a bit. Ctrl+Scrolling should do nicely.</i></blockquote>
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And now that I look at it I guess it wasn't very clear, so I went ahead and am going to tell you what I hid.<br />
I found the things that I hid from the top of the picture to the bottom, and the ones that were upside-down I flipped for you.<br />
The numbers on the picture match the numbers before the explanation.<br />
You're welcome.<br />
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1. The little blue thing is from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game)">Portal</a>, specifically Portal 2, where you end up<span style="background-color: white; color: white;"> shooting a portal at the moon</span>.</div>
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It's the little <a href="http://www.mariowiki.com/Question_Block">Question Block</a> from Mario.</div>
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If you didn't get this one straight away it's probably because of my horrid drawing.</div>
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3. This one is<span style="background-color: white;"> <a href="http://thor.wikia.com/wiki/Mj%C3%B6lnir" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 17.77777862548828px;">Mjölnir</a><i style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; line-height: 17.77777862548828px;">, </i><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17.77777862548828px;">Thor's</span></span><i style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-style: normal; line-height: 17.77777862548828px;"> hammer.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><span style="line-height: 17.77777862548828px;">It's the <a href="http://www.mariowiki.com/Warp_Pipe">Warp Pipe</a>.</span></span></div>
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<i> I realize I haven't posted anything in a long while, and that it's Saturday, but I was looking at some of my drafts and found this. Reading over it it's kind of weird, so I Copy+Pasted only the beginning. It's all like that though...</i><br />
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So have have you ever heard that the memory span of only <i>3 seconds?</i> Twenty one strokes of a keyboard later, I find something else: The memory spawn is three <i>months,</i> not three <i>seconds</i>.<br />So if size of the brain was relative to the memory of a goldfish, then the the memory span of an average adult brain would be, on average,<u> AT LEAST </u><u>3385 YEARS,</u>BUT.<br />The lifespan of a goldfish (average, of course) is about 15 years. (I would have guessed less than a <b>month</b> based on my experiences.)<br />The average lifespan for a human is around 85+ years.<br />If the size of the brain was relative to the lifespan of a goldfish, then the lifespan of a human is...</blockquote>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-41543679386015985082012-10-04T19:37:00.003-07:002012-10-05T07:52:21.555-07:00How Many Chickens Are You?<h3>
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The comic even comes with it's own Doppler Effect!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9108241376266490419.post-11031184834915373312012-09-26T16:25:00.000-07:002012-09-26T16:25:51.566-07:00Creative Advertising<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So, Over the weekend I went to Utah.</div>
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In Utah, there is a wonderful store called "<a href="http://www.smithandedwards.com/">Smith & Edwards</a>".</div>
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There is a whole room dedicated to just ropes. Big ropes little ropes, red ropes, blue ropes, rainbow ropes, etc. I'll give you a little "tour" (Though it's more of me showing you things that I thought were cool).</div>
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So the first thing you see is a tank. There is a real gash dang tank outside the store. I'm not sure why. But HEY, TANKS ARE FUN.<br />
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There's this nice little aisle with all kinds of animals, including...<br />
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So while vacationing in Utah, I received these lovely pictures from my cousin:<br />
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...In an E-mail. She lives on a farm with goats, horses, etc, but I cannot figure out why they got Emus.</div>
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Here's a picture of one when it was a baby: <a href="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c314.0.403.403/p403x403/542413_2908620079521_179409357_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Photo: Our new babies :-)" border="0" src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c314.0.403.403/p403x403/542413_2908620079521_179409357_n.jpg" /></a></div>
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They grew up really quickly. They're around 5 ft tall. For those of you who <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5786004/these-are-the-three-countries-who-dont-use-the-metric-system">don't live in </a><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, 'Liberation Serif', serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;"><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5786004/these-are-the-three-countries-who-dont-use-the-metric-system">Liberia, Myanmar, and the United States of America</a>, that's </span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Times, Liberation Serif, serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 22px;">1.524 Meters. They have two, a boy and a girl, which I named He-Mu and She-Mu, <a href="http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_you_can_identify_male_and_female_emu">though we can't tell the difference.</a></span></span></div>
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They're actually quite friendly, and'll let you pet them and feed them and the like. I kind of want an Emu as a pet now.</div>
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