Pillars

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Pillars are wonderful objects. There are millions of things.you can do with them; In fact, I have put together a list of their fabulous uses:

-They look nice on your mansion.
-You can put impressive plaques on it.
-It tends to keep stuff from falling down.
-They provide somewhat-easy access to the roof.
-They fall and crush monsters in time time of need.
-They provide shade.
-They can be useful when hiding from previously mentioned monster.
-(Or hide and seek. Whichever occurs more in your life.)
You could also Cater the Pillars. *Badum Tssss*

"They fall and crush monsters in time of need"