Friday, June 29, 2012


    OK. Chances are, you've seen  the show "Avatar the last air-bender". If not, you can meander your way over to here and watch all the episodes for free (Don't worry. Its legal...) If you haven't seen this wonderfully wonderful show, then I'll explain it real fast: 
There are four groups of people who can control the elements at will.
 Fire, water, earth and air. 
The fire nations king is trying to take over all four nations, and wipes out all the air-benders but Aang, who is the also Avatar and can bend all four elements. The avatars purpose is to keep peace in the world.
Throughout the story, Aang and his friends Katara, Sokka, and Toph (Later joined by Zuko) discover different variations of the main four elements. Some they discover on their own, others are closely guarded secrets that few know of. 
Below is the chart of the elements along with the variations. The original elements already had symbols assigned, but I had to make up the symbols for the others. The chart is as follows:

Wait a minute- blanks? Ah yes. This is the purpose of the post. While there are 3 *main variations of the other elements, air only has one. Did the writers do this on purpose? Maybe. So what could the variations be? Methane?
Yeah. Methane works.
Yeah. Methane Works.

But that still leaves one square... Any ideas?
*There are some mixed variations, for example, mud; water AND earth.

(And did I mention that the new series, Legend of Korra is out? You can watch the first season  here. Who knows, they might reveal some new secrets...)
PS Auto update! I'm writing this on Wednesday but it will be posted on exactly 12:00 on Friday. Yay! 
EDIT: I stumbled across this. Interesting, and much better than mine, ha-ha.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Why I do NOT Like Apostrophes

Is that even an apostrophe? 
I do not like apostrophes. They are extremely useless- it says here that an apostrophe is used to "abreviate things" and the like. check out the link...
Read it? Good.

Ok, so I can see why you would create something like that. But...

If you are combing the words Do, and Not, because you are too lazy to use them together, the official English way is "Don't". You put the cursed little apostrophe there so you know that you took out a letter, much unlike all those other "Donts".
There are no other "Donts", be them with or without apostrophes.
So why in the world do you need to remember that you took out a single letter? When combining the words
"do" and "not" do you really need to tell people that you fired O number 2? I think they will know what you are trying to convey with "Dont" because its not that much different from "Don't". You do NOT need to tell people that you took out a letter, they will figure it out on their own!
(And did I mention how many points I've gotten off of essays for not using that darned '? Its so small!)
PS: I'm sorry if you have a love for apostrophes. Please forgive me.
PPS: I'm going to try updating Mon. Wed. and Fri as early as I can. Mondays was really late.
PPPS: "PS" Stands for "Post Script" In case you weren't wondering.
PPPPS: I am such a hypocrite, look at all those apostrophes ^
PPPPPS: I have nothing to say here, I just wanted to continue the Christmas tree of Posts and Scripts.
III                         Oh look, a tree trunk!

Monday, June 25, 2012


  "We will now return to your regularly scheduled updates of Monday, Wedsnday, and Friday."

Pillars are wonderful objects. There are millions of can do with them; In fact, I have put together a list of their fabulous uses:

-They look nice on your mansion.
-You can put impressive plaques on it.
-It tends to keep stuff from falling down.
-They provide somewhat-easy access to the roof.
-They fall and crush monsters in time time of need.
-They provide shade.
-They can be useful when hiding from previously mentioned monster.
-(Or hide and seek. Whichever occurs more in your life.)
You could also Cater the Pillars*Badum Tssss*

"They fall and crush monsters in time of need"

Saturday, June 23, 2012

A Penguin and a Polar Bear.

I'm posting this because I decided yesterdays post
was not sufficient enough. So I will post a story.
I am sorry for your bleeding retinas.

There once was a penguin name Adam. This penguin
absolutely loved his flamethrower he had bought over the
Arctic Wide Web. He was the hero of the North Pole.
He protected the group of penguins from the evil
walrus. Walri. Wallyruses.  Walruses. They were no match
for Adam "The flamthrower" Penguin. His fury and
flame were like no others. He was quite Savage.
He was a celebrated hero of the penguins, though
occasionally he burns the other penguins.

   Now on a nearby glacier, the polar bears roamed. On this
glacier, there was a secret polar bear meeting. The
bears wanted the penguin glacier for themselves,
but they had eard of Adams weapon od mass destruction
and they knew they needed something as geat as his
flamethrower. They knew what they had to buy.

   Back at the penguin glacier, they were preparing for
war. They sharpened their beaks and oiled their fish cannons, and Adam filled his flamethrower. as the Polar Bears advanced, the penguins stepped aside, giving Adam a clear path. Much to the amazement of the penguins, the Polar Bears did the same, unvieling a polar bear wielding... a chainsaw. It was an Epic battle of great awe and wonder. I will not bore you woth the details. Anyways, the moral of this story is "If you give two rival creatures cool things, cool things will happen." PS the penguins won and exiles the polar bears to the ther side of the globe.

Friday, June 22, 2012

I am writing my first blog post!

According to this here website, I am supposed to write about Who I Am, Why I Am Blogging, What I will Be Blogging About, and How I Can Leave Feedback. The last is incorrect, it should be How You Can Leave Feedback. Because of this vital error, I refuse to follow such an unworthy source
Instead, I will tell you these things UPSIDE DOWN.

Here goes:

˙ǝbɐd "ʇɔɐʇuoɔ" ǝɥʇ uı noʎ ǝʌıb ı sǝıןddns ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯ ʇɔɐʇuoɔ ɹo 'ɹǝsɐן ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʎɹnɔɹǝɯ oʇuı ʇı ɥɔʇǝ 'ʇuǝɯɯoɔ uɐɔ noʎ
:ʞɔɐqpǝǝɟ ǝʌɐǝן uɐɔ *noʎ* ʍoɥ
˙ǝɯosǝʍɐ ǝq ʇou-ʎɐɯ-ɹo-ʎɐɯ uoıuıdo ɹnoʎ uo buıpuǝdǝp ɥɔıɥʍ ʇnoqɐ buıʞuıɥʇ ɯɐ ı sbuıɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɯosǝʍɐ osןɐ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ op ı sbuıɥʇ 'ǝɯosǝʍɐ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥʇ uǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ sbuıɥʇ ʇnoqɐ buıbboןq ǝq ןןıʍ ı
:ʇnoqɐ buıbboןq ǝq ןןıʍ ı ʇɐɥʍ
˙ʇǝuɹǝʇuı ǝɥʇ oʇuı suoıʇɔɐ puɐ sʇɥbnoɥʇ ǝɯosǝʍɐ ʎןǝuɐsuı ʎɯ ɟo ןןɐ buıɹnod :buıop ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʍ sʎɐs ɟo puıʞ ʇı 'ǝɯosǝʍɐ buɐp ʎʇʇǝɹd punos sıɥʇ pıp ʎןuo ʇou ˙"dɐʇ ʎʇıuɐsuı" uɐ sı ʇı 'sʎɐs sboןq sıɥʇ ɟo ǝןʇıʇ ǝɥʇ sɐ 'puɐ ˙ʎɐp ןןɐ ǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʇıs uǝɥʇ puɐ 'ǝɯosǝʍɐ buıɥʇǝɯos op ʇsɹıɟ oʇ ǝɯ buıʇɐʌıʇoɯ sı boןq sıɥʇ os ˙ʎɐp ןןɐ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ǝɥʇ uo ʇıs uɐɥʇ ɹǝɥʇo op oʇ buıɥʇǝɯos pǝǝu ı :buıbboןq ɯɐ ı ʎɥʍ
˙uıɐbɐ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ puɐ ʍǝıʌ 'ʇuǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟı ˙ǝbɐd ɹoɥʇnɐ ǝɥʇ pǝʍǝıʌ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟı snoıʌqo ǝq pןnoɥs sıɥʇ :ɯɐ ı oɥʍ
Read from the upside down "who" and go backwards.
I hope you dont have Invertephobia